Friday, July 08, 2005

Meet Those Wacky Animals

Name: Cookie

Age: 8ish

Background: She was found as a puppy by the side of a highway, by a man named Taco. Lived with my then-future MiL until she came to us 3 years ago.

Likes: Greenies, "going for a ride," sleeping, running laps around the backyard while leaping like a dolphin, having everyone at home so she can keep an eye on them

Dislikes: Anyone walking by her property, baths, little shit dogs who don't know how to have fun

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Name: Tucker

Age: 2

Background: Purchased for $80 from a nutty woman; previously rescued from a sealed cardboard box. He was given complete nut-ectomy at some point. High internal PopRock content

Likes: Cardboard boxes, sleeping, laps, Cookie's tail, bug hunting, leaping about in the shower (without water), printing documents, shooting laser beams from eyes

Dislikes: Polar bears, ankles, rap music

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Name: Li'l Bastard?

Age: 6ish

Background: Clearly demonic, my sister purchased him from the local animal shelter for my grandmother.

Likes: My sister's Labrador retriever, people, being sprung from the pokey

Dislikes: Cookie, keeping his tongue in his mouth, photos revealng that Satan is camped out in his head

Please note that Cookie and the Evil One are separated by the slider in this photo.

4 Comments:

At Friday, July 08, 2005, Anonymous Limey said...

Hey, Cookie's quite a big dog...I thought that, from the profile photo, she was small. Bigger is better.

 
At Sunday, July 10, 2005, Blogger peashelle said...

She hasn't noticed her size; she thinks she's a lapdog. She's rather silly.

 
At Sunday, July 10, 2005, Anonymous Limey said...

The best dogs always are; rather silly that is. Not lapdogs

 
At Sunday, July 10, 2005, Anonymous Jenny said...

LOL - that is a great picture of the demonic doggie.

 

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